Lolz

Attempts at humor, in no particular order

1. Have you heard about the new "Constipation" movie? It hasn't come out yet ...

 

2. There are 2 fish in a fish tank. The one says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"

 

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field...

 

4. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

 

5. I hate jokes about German sausages. They're the wurst.

 

6. What is the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snowballs

 

7.  What is the best time of the day? 6:30, hands down

 

8.  Originally people put pumpkins on their doorsteps to scare people away, they were security gourds.

 

9.  My friend asked if I could clear the table, and I said I probably could, if I can get a running head start.

 

10.  Did you know your sock has a hole in it? Well how else did you get your foot in it?!

 

11. Why was 2019 so afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021

 

12.  A man just threw some milk at me... how dairy!

 

13.  You remember when dad took us to the hill and rolled us down in tire? Those were Goodyears

 

14.  I want an abacus for my birthday because I heard it is the little things that count.

 

15.  What do you call someone without a body and a nose... nobody nose

 

16.  What do you call an American bee? A USB

 

17.  What do you call a cute door? A-door-able

 

18. What do you call a funny group of cows? A laughing stock

 

19. Que es lo peor de comerse un reloj? Se consume el tiempo.

 

 

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